Fortune Cookie

I think I received the world’s worst fortune in my cookie last night.

It was barely redeemed by the addition of  “…in the back of a Volkswagen.”

No “expect big changes”

No “you will find romance”

No.

I get:

YOU NEED TO IMPROVE YOUR EXERCISE ROUTINE

okay universe, I hear you.

You didn’t have to ruin my fortune cookie about it!

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