Fisticuffs With Felines

Yesterday my cat tried to fight me. Not like a cat would if she hated you. Which I’m pretty sure would suck. More like I was doing something she didn’t like so she “bumped me” with her “fist” so I’d stop.

She came running up to me and meowed as if she wanted my attention. I reached down to pet her on her head.

She dodged that and went to smack my hand away. So, obviously I did it again. So did she. So we did this weird slo-mo fistfight.

I told her that she needed to remove herself from the situation if she didn’t want to be petted like I’d originally thought. But fighting with me is not okay.

So she sauntered off to eat some food.