A Pity Ditty

♫I have a little tummy ache
I’ll tell you how I know
Cuz the contents of my tummy place
Up I want to throw!

 

the nausea it is mild

I’ll tell you how I know

cuz the cramping in my abdomen

and lower back are the main show!

 

I’m tired and I’m cranky

I’ll tell you how I know

Cuz the —

–Never mind. I’m going to bed.

Allergies

♫allergies, oh allergies
I wish you'd get away from me.
allergies: smoke, bushes, and trees
you itch my eyes and make me sneeze
I wish you'd get away from me!
allergies, oh allergies
Benadryl will make you see
that you should get away from me!♪

mmm…coffee

hello, coffee, my old friend.

I’ve come to talk with you again.

cause your aroma softly creeping

reached my nose while I was sleeping